There were two Indians and a white fellow walking
along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden,
one of the Indians took off and ran up this hill to the
mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the
cave..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then
listened very closely until he heard the answer...
"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore
off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The white fellow was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy
or something.

"No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us
Indians and when you see a cave and holler,
"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and get an answer
back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw
another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave,
then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo!
Woooooo! Woooooo!" off came the clothes and
into the cave he goes.

The white guy (a blonde?) started running around
the desert looking for a cave to find these women
that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden,
he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he
looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look
at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones
that those Indians found. There must really be
something really great in this cave!"

Well, he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed
with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in
front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard
the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came
his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he
raced into the cave.

The next day, in the newspaper, the headlines read,
"A NAKED MAN RAN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!"