"Prescription for a Medical Marvel"
Posted Wednesday, June 5, 2013 08:01 AM

One day a young man went to a pharmacy
and asked the lady behind the counter if he
could speak with the pharmacist. "I am the
pharmacist," she informed him. 

"Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and
started to leave.

"Young man," the lady said to him, "my
sister and I have been pharmacists for
twenty five years, and there is nothing we
haven't heard. So, what is your problem?"

"Well," the young man said reluctantly, "I
have a problem with erections. Once I get
hard, it won't go down  for  hours and
hours, no matter how much I masturbate
or how many times I have intercourse!
Please, can you give me something for it?"

"I'll have to go in the back and talk to my
sister,"  she informed him.

About ten minutes later she came back. 

"Young man, I have consulted with my
sister, and the best we can give you is
$1,000 a week and a third interest in the