"Ding-ding Goes The Firetruck"
Posted Tuesday, May 14, 2013 07:55 AM

"Ding-ding Goes The Firetruck"

The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically
at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband.

She confided in a friend, "We had such a happy marriage
for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he
would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of
the church bells." 

She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire engine hadn't
clanged by, he'd be alive today."