"How To Beat A Speeding Ticket"
Posted Wednesday, May 8, 2013 07:55 AM

"How To Beat A Speeding Ticket"

A Howard County Traffic Policeman recently stopped
a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He
asked the driver her name.

She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim
Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan
visiting my daughter in Columbia."

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and
said, "Well...  OK... but don't let me catch you speeding