Oh Granny
Posted Monday, April 8, 2013 11:46 AM

Granny was visiting the big city for the first time. She checks
into her hotel and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the
boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist
at him.

"Young man -- I may be old and straight from the country, but that
don't mean I'm stupid! I paid *good* money and this room won't do
at ALL! It's too small, there's no ventilation, no TV -- there's
not even a BED!"



"Ma'am, this is the elevator."