A man was riding a bus, minding his own
business, when a gorgeous woman sitting
next to him started to breast-feed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come
on sweetie, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it
to this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not
feeding, so she said again, "Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted
out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was
supposed to get off four stops ago!"