"What Day Is It?"

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to
her husband, "I bet you don't know what day
this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going
out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman
opened the door, she was handed a box containing
a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil
wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come
home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the
dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful
Groundhog Day in my life!"